How do you compliment a cat?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?