Why did the chicken cross the net?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?