What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What school subject really rocks?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What sweet treat never panics?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?