What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?