What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?