How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

How are teens like cats?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?