What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is the opposite of coffee?

How do you make antifreeze?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?