What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did one plate say to the other?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which computer won the talent show?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What animal knows kung fu?