What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What's a bat's favorite game?