Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

How is life like toilet paper?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?