A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?