What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?