What day never takes itself seriously?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What makes a glow worm glow?

When does a horse talk?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?