What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What's the most determined bird?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?