What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How do snowmen get information?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..