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What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

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Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?