Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do you call a sad latte?