Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?