What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What do you call a singing rodent?