Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

It's allergy season again?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What shape is bad at driving?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?