What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?