If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

How did the coach get his quarterback?