Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?