What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What do you call octopus twins?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What makes music in your hair?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?