Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's the friendliest pen?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
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