Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do hamsters come from?
What would a feline order at Taco BellĀ®?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did Mickey Mouseā¢ļø get hit with a ball?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the coldest vegetable?
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