Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
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