Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do chips wear socks?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
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