What animals make the best students?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why are winter days great?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you call a Zen egg?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?