What do you eat on July 5th?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?