What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What's the slowest 5k?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What is the smallest lion?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?