How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why is the beach so confident?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?