What snacks always have the best tan?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What did the painter say to the wall?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?