What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?