When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How do billboards talk?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
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