Why do cows go to New York?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?