What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a small mom?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?