When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why are skeletons so calm?
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