What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Where was Noah born?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do golfers hate cake?

How does the moon cut her hair?