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Find somebody else to do it.
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
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