What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?