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Find somebody else to do it.
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Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
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What fish sings the best?
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Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
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