How do you grill cheese?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why do mice need oiling?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?