What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
The museum curator needed a break.
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