Where do books sleep?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?