What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?