What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why is the beach so confident?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
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