Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Why was the bud so shy?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
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