Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What siblings are always sad?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
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