Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
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