What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What food is a man's best friend?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What was the first animal in space?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?