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Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How do bees get to school?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?