What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
When do cows get tired?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the calf play in the school band?
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