What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
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