Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why is money so stubborn?