What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How do billboards talk?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How is life like toilet paper?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the mare gain weight?
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