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What dog wears contact lenses?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

How are mountains able to see?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Which music festival was full of lumber?