What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's E.T. short for?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?