What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What is an insect's favorite game?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Which plant has the best roar?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

When fish play football, who is the captain?