What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What did the confused bee say?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?