What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call two birds in love?

When do cows get tired?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?