Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Bears love exotic cars.

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What did summer say to spring?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How does NASA organize a company party?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?