What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
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