Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?