Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why did the foal cough?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What condiment has wings?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?