Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
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