Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which plant has the best roar?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do insects learn at school?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
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