Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why is winter considered holy?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
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