Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
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