Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What math figure is also in the band?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
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