What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Family trees.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where would you find an elephant?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
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