What vegetables do librarians like?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the fish blush?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do cats wear to work?