Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What are baby potatoes called?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?