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What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What does a dog say before eating?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?