Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?