Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why are trees always so positive?

How long do chickens work?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What type of car do planets buy?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do fish use for glasses?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?