Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What does the sun drink out of?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where are average things manufactured?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?