What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did the airline worker name her child?