Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why don't ants get sick?

What food is a man's best friend?

How do bees get to school?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

When fish play football, who is the captain?