What did one firefly say to the other?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?