What animal loves Indian food?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?