Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why do cows go to New York?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why was the computer cold at work?