What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Do dads always snore?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?