What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?