What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?