What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What's a frog's favorite year?

When should you start writing a book?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What part of a football field is never the same?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do you say if you meet a toad?