Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why are frogs always happy?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?