What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Which president loved to take baths?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?