What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?