What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do fairies always drink?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why is money so stubborn?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why don't ants get sick?

Which state is the cleanest?