What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock.
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What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you make a bandstand?
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Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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