Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What is the coolest country?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What type of car do planets buy?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?