What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the foal cough?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?