What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Where do birds go to drink?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why did the echo get detention?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?