How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What game do mice love to play?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?