What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.