What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?