What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do pigs do over the summer?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why are ET's eyes so big?