What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

How do you get kids to do something?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What sport is always getting in trouble?