How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

We had a discussion about roses.

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What car can't keep a secret?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What bird is always sad?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?