What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

How much does freedom weigh?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did the rug say to the floor?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How does dinner smell?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do you call an old snowman?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?