Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?