What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?