What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?