What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do little fish love to play with?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Where do snowmen go to dance?