Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Which computer won the talent show?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?