What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
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