What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What do math teachers eat?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Where does water do all its banking?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why are ghosts always single?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?