What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?