What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
My brother is my partner in crime.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
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