What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
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Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
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What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
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