Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Which fly makes films?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?