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Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?