What do you do when two snails fight?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?