What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What makes music in your hair?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

How are teens like cats?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?