What did the painter say to the wall?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What fish sings the best?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?