What is a horse's favorite sport?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What type of car do planets buy?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?