What do you call a silly hill?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which singer could always break a five?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do elves learn in school?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?