How is life like toilet paper?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?