What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?