Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?