What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

It's allergy season again?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What's a doll's favorite car?