Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?