Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?