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What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why did the echo get detention?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What animal floats best?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How did groundhogs get their name?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How does a lion greet other animals?