Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
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Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do naked fish play with?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
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