What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?