What's a watch's eldest relative?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

How do you get kids to do something?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

How do you talk to a giant?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?