Families are like fudge.

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?