What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
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