What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why do mice need oiling?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?