What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why are stones so good at music?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?