What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which fly makes films?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
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