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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

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