What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?