Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why is summer always sad?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?