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What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How do you get straight A's?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What's the holiest insect?

How does a taco bless the table?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?