What do you call a belt made of clocks?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the foal cough?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?