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What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?