Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?